On the rain-slicked, neon streets of April 2026, Alibaba’s HappyHorse 1.0 delivers breathtaking 1080p visuals—but it seems to have developed a “God Complex.” This review deep-dives into a bizarre physics bug where the AI’s Algorithmic OCD forces reality to “clean itself up,” such as closing a car door that should have remained open. We explore how this obsession with statistical perfection is killing cinematic suspense and what creators can do to fight the “AI Greasiness.”